"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

According to TMZ and multiple sources, Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise—AND has asked for sole custody of their child Suri. From TMZ:

We’re told Tom “did not see this coming.” We’re told there is some “nastiness” here, evidenced by Katie’s move to get sole legal custody.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

POLL TIME!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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