Did you know there was a THIRD Olsen Twin? ME NEITHER!!
Say hello to Lizzie Olsen—Mary-Kate and Ashley’s 20-year-old little sister!

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This makes me feel SO weird! Is this some kind of belated April Fool’s joke? Because she could totally be one of the Olsen Triplets. Or maybe… maybe Lizzie ALSO had a twin, but it died at birth. Or maybe it was an evil twin. WAIT… or maaaaaaaybe… LIZZIE is the evil Olsen triplet who they said died at birth, so Ashley and M-K wouldn’t have to the split the profits from such awesome classic flicks as How the West Was Fun!
Anyway, my world has been shaken to its core after seeing this. Yours?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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