Oh my Gawd, Portland, A.C. Slater’s coming to town!
Besides being asked to question Wayne Coyne about female anatomy, my internship at the Mercury hasn’t yet presented me with anything as boner-inducing as this press release:
I know this is short notice however, we have Extra host Mario Lopez in Portland TOMORROW to meet with our local affiliate KOIN and meet and greet at the station. He will be hosting the 4PM newscast and will be going to a reception following. If you are interested in chatting with him while he’s in town I would be happy to arrange this with you.
Um, yes please. Here’s what I know about Mario Lopez, much of it courtesy of his handlers at Extra:
He played A.C. Slater on Saved By The Bell.
Along with Dick Clark and Danny Bonaduce, he hosted a male version of The View.
He is now hosting a show called America’s Best Dance Crew.
This last year he voiced a dog named Zeus in the ABC Family Movie, The Dog Who Saved Christmas.
He has written a childrens’ book.
He has a gaze that makes you feel like you’re the only one in the room.
I will be given 20-some minutes to chat with Mr. Lopez tomorrow and I’m putting the question to you, Blogtowners: what do YOU want to know about Mario? I’ll try to ask him your questions the best I can. Help me out here, NOTHING’S OFF-LIMITS!*
*Some things may be off limits.
How does he keep his skin so clear? Seriosly! That dude hasn’t aged in 20 years. Wait! He was on The View – Male Edition? Him and Dick Clarke, non-aging moutherfeathers.
Ask him where the weirdest place he pooped at Bayside High was…
Ask him what Dustin Diamond’s fucking deal is.
Will he marry me? Or at least have a quick affair while he’s here since it’s not legal for us to get married anyway.
Why he cheated on his g/f with my friend?… Once a cheater always a cheater… add that to your list
@02020
PLEASE elaborate.
seriously who cares? That’s my question. PS Nice avatar….miss Jacko much?
Hey Mario hows about coming out of that closet?
you can ask him how it felt to be deported on the golden girls…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6SUc4PFU3c…
Ask him if he thinks the super tight speedo he had to wear for “Breaking The Surface: The Greg Louganis Story” permanently lowered his sperm count.
Also, looking back, does he have any thoughts on the Freudian nature of constantly having to call Jessie “Mama?”
would you like to drink with my a coffee??