In case you haven’t heard the news, famed actor Dennis Hopper (Easy Rider, Blue Velvet, Speed) is dying of terminal prostate cancer. However, he’s actually not dying, and will live on forever thanks to this horrifying tin wind-up toy developed by Larriva over at Etsy. Thanks… I think?

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Dennis “Hopper”—GET IT?!?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dzdsRU-Ni7g%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Why Dennis Hopper Will Never Die”

  3. I read that something like 70% of all men have prostate cancer when they die, usually of other causes. If you live long enough, you’ll probably get it too.

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