I've heard that the religious nutters who believe that the Rapture is going down—and believers are going up—this Saturday at 6 PM are "blaming" the gays.

Um... nutters? Isn't the Rapture supposed to be a good thing? For believers, I mean. And aren't you guys looking forward to it? So shouldn't we be getting the credit for the Rapture, not blame?

If gay pride parades and gay marriage brought this about—you're going home to Jesus!—how about a little gratitude?