In this classic vid, a TV weather lady informs us that we can expect beautiful sunny skies this week—unless of course we're having our throats slit by a radical faction of Bolsheviks who will then collect our skin to form into bologna and cheese sandwiches which will be fed to the wedding guests of a morbidly obese Sengali couple who have been riding unicycles and wiping their bloody noses since 1847, and... WHAT THE FUCK???