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The New York City Parks Department claims that this is a pig:

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HOWEVER.

“I definitely agree that the feet are not pig-like at all,” [Denise] Ginley confirmed to Daily Intel. “No hooves or cloven feet to be seen—it definitely had five toes on all its paws, front and back.” She added, “I think it could be a monstrously huge rat, but it could also be a monster.” (Via.)

JESUS CHRIST.

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  2. Also some commenter on gawker said he/she saw this monster and it wasn’t as big as the pictures make it appear to be. As if it’s better that it’s small and can just sneak into your purse when you’re not looking and then you unwittingly carry it into your apartment where it waits until you’re sleeping and then eats your face??

  6. I saw a bloated headless dog like this floating in the river in Tennessee. This one looks like maybe it had its face eaten in a fight and then was thrown in the river. Or maybe the fishes ate its’ face. The one in Tennessee though, had its head sawn off.

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