G-dammit!! Right when I was at the height of my jingoistic “AMERICA IS BETTER THAN EVERYTHING AND EVERYBODY” fervor, Japan had to come along and kick our asses in the “countries that produce the best practical jokes” arena. Seriously, I’m not exactly sure how this dude stopped his heart from leaping out of his throat and dashing off down the street. (Though I’m pretty sure I smell some poopy in his “pantsu.”)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

This is what the whole hep world would be doing if the Japanese had won the war.
This is the same culture that gave us sushi, zen and Godzilla?
not even as scary as fukushima
homie be rocking the sweet skull shit gear.!
lolololol