Happy birthday, Dave! From a bunch of Limeys who apparently hate you. (Maybe next year they’ll devise a cake that shoots rusty razor blades.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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