Okay, so maybe I’m too late for Halloween, but Baby Laugh a Lot is still perfect for Christmas. That is, if Christmas also includes blood-curdling laughter and some of the most horrific children you’ve ever seen. Oh, Baby Laugh a Lot… you’re a SCREAM.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

It was about to bite that girl’s nose off…thank god they cut that part.
I want one. It would go so well next to my Baby Secret doll.
I’m glad I finally figured out where Tim Burton/Jack Nicholson got their inspiration for the Joker.