There’s still time to secure a Halloween costume… even for those who REFUSE to go to Halloween parties! It’s called the “Cat-Piloted Decoy Chewbacca,” and… why should I say another word about it? It’s a “CAT-POWERED DECOY CHEWBACCA!” Watch.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)