OKAY. This is how much I hate these pictures: I’m not even going to put them on Blogtown, because they will automatically give anyone who touches this site hemorrhoids and/or genital herpes. You know all about Courtney Stodden, right? The 17-year-old child bride skank who married that gross 51-year-old actor? Well, they are the new Spencer and Heidi, and have now out-grossed anything anyone has ever done.

If you have the stomach for it, CLICK HERE to see Courtney and her creepy hubby eternally desecrating the name of Santa Claus. GAHHHHHH-ROSSSSSS!!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Courtney Stodden Hates You, Xmas… EVERYTHING!!”

  4. That is just f*#cked up. It’s fine if they want to keep it in the bedroom, but why do they have to show their creepy shit to the public? This is eye-bleach territory. Yuck.

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