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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

8 replies on “Five Dolls No One Wants for Xmas. No One.”

  1. The worst thing is, my grandma totally gave me a version of the fifth doll (different fabric and slightly less horrifying facial features, but same doll) when I was 14 or so.

    I never understood it.

  2. #2 I ran into on “Something Awful.” It was described as ‘Sinister Monkey Baby’ in the course of a fake catalogue for one of those Branford Mint (or something) collectibles concerns…

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