Is a Pizza Hut in Centereach, New York haunted? Like… by a G-G-G-G-GHOST? Amateur paranormal investigators Pauly and “Fanboy Kev” are totally convinced after a thorough investigation of that particular Pizza Hut’s bathroom. AND THEY HAVE VIDEO PROOF TO PROVE IT! If true, this is definitely the creepiest corporate fast food chain in America. Congrats, Pizza Hut!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)