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Because everyone secretly wants to be an acquitted child murderer. (BONUS! If you really feel like getting beat up on Halloween this year, there’s this.)
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I want a Phil Specter mask. I want to be sexy Phil Specter for halloween this year.
Why would a bin Laden mask be scary. What did he ever do?
Oooh, i get it – dress up as a scaaaaary muuuuuslim. Not at all racist!
Wear that mask with a ridiculous, ill-fitting dress and you get the ultimate costume- Portlandgirl!