“Chief Big Wood”: Only $54.50.

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This chief has a big canoe waiting for you! Invite her into your dugout and show her a naughty native time dressed in our Chief Big Wood Costume.

Yes, this is racist. But at least they’re insinuating that Native Americans are well-endowed. So there’s that?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

6 replies on “Here’s Your Halloween Costume: Chief Big Wood”

  1. Not as racist as the “native American boy” costume I saw today featuring an adorable white boy with face paint and a feathered/fringed leather vest.

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