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Sometimes it’s hard being a priest. This funny priest costume has jock strap that goes underneath the robe, which you velcro around the waist and between the legs. The strap has a “growing groin” that’s attached to a hose and pump and extends when pumped.

Well… it is Sunday.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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