Hey, Big Spender!! Welcome the first “Instant Gratification Titanium Card”. Includes one large “Bank of Unlimited Shopping USA” pink credit card to be worn strapped to the chest.
Name on the card reads “Lois Price, In debt since 10-31-05”. The phrase “Never pay just charge away” is written in black cursive lettering in the middle of the costume.
See, this is funny because women love to shop. OH, BOY, DO THEY! They also aren’t able to manage finances, or exhibit any self-control… probably because they’re all on their periods. But they sure are pretty though!
Discuss.
who the fuck would pay $50 for a piece of cardboard you can strap to your chest?!?! Hey how ’bout this, for $50 I’ll draw in a cardboard with some sharpie and we’ll call it a day. <3
I mean, even beyond the fact that this costume is offensive to women everywhere, I think the $50 price tag is possibly more offensive than the idea that women love shopping and being in debt.
America’s ultimate fetish costume.
Who cares how much it costs? Just put it on your credit card! Whoa, meta….
Meanwhile, since we’re going to the same recession-themed party, I’m dressing up as a subprime mortgage.
@ scrumyummy: What are you trying to say? I’m bad at math. Anyways, pink shit!! Gimme!
I’d swipe that!