Only $38.99.

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You don’t have to drive across town to get your favorite Mexican food with this taco costume!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

7 replies on “Here’s Your Halloween Costume: “Señor Taco””

  1. Mercury should find everyone who purchased this costume and then sponsor a giant costume party for them… with free whiskey and meth.

  2. It’s not racist against Mexicans any more than wearing a hotdog costume is racist against Americans. However, both are offensive against taste.

  3. That better be a vegan taco or he’s gonna get beat up by naked girls from PETA. Beat up. By naked girls. Hmmm, only $38.99, you say?

  4. Funny how the two most liberal cities in the USA, Portland and Seattle where the liberal residents whine the most about “racism”, are also the two whitest major cities in the USA.

    It sure is easy to be “liberal” and “progressive” when you live in the whitest city in the USA!

    Move to Camden NJ, Newark NJ, or Gary Indiana.

  5. Funny how Ian, who whines the most about “liberals” and “progressives” lives in one of the two most liberal, progressive cities in the USA…

    Hey, Ian: Move to Camden NJ, Newark NJ or Gary Indiana.

  6. Yeah, Ian sounds like a big whinny mayonnaise-filled cream puff stuffed in b/t two slices of wonder-bread w/ a side of crackers and bland, flavorless, utterly culture-less potato salad.

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