According to HuffPo, some kind of weird, unearthly super loud howling has been heard in different remote places around Canada, and it’s scaring the poop into people’s pants!

Two bizarre — yet oddly similar — videos of howling have been recorded in separate parts of Canada, capturing the imagination of YouTube viewers and skeptics alike.

The first video, posted on Jan. 13, reportedly recorded strange sounds in a forest in Conklin, Alta., a remote community northeast of Edmonton. The unidentified noise — which sounds like it came straight from the soundtrack of a horror movie — has racked up more than 500,000 views and dozens of comments, many of which question its authenticity.

Another video surfaced just a few days later on Jan. 15, with similar sounds apparently recorded in The Pas, Manitoba, more than 1,000 kilometres away.

Here’s the January 13 one. (It might be a good idea to turn off the lights in your office, and hold a co-workers hand while watching this.)

And here’s the second, posted on Jan 15.

Note to whoever’s doing this: I don’t care if you’re a prankster, alien, or bigfoot—stop fucking with Canada! They’re gullible, easy to startle, and you’re just being MEAN!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

15 replies on “Okay, Guys… Seriously. Who’s Fucking with Canada?”

  1. The top comment on the second video makes a good point: “0:26 to 0:34 is the exact same noise as the one from 0:51 to 0:59 in the Conklin video, right down to the bird noise at the end. It’s just been cleaned up.”

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