Welcome to Friday Morning Fights! In this exciting—and disturbing—episode, you must wager on whom will win in the epic battle between an adorable girl on a pony, and an ostrich. (Hint: Always, always, always bet on the ostrich.) WARNING: This video goes from cute to hilarious to horrifying to sad and then back to hilarious all in under 45 seconds. Get ready for an emotional roller coaster ride!
For those wanting to make a side bet: Ostrich vs. angry dad.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Pony.
Johnny Cash wins.
Where was pony when you needed him? Running away like a little coward.
I’m sorry alan, but you clearly don’t understand that a Pony has much more awesome things to do and therefore wins by running off to do them. You Poniphobe.
I like that the pony is the only one with enough sense to get the fuck out of there when an ostrich comes around.