Way back in 1994, the Power Rangers thought they were pretty hot poop. They defeated Rita Repulsa. Lord Zedd, Scorpina and Master Vile—but it took a very special villain on a very special Power Rangers Halloween episode to humble these spandex-wearing teenage pricks. Introducing… the PUMPKIN RAPPER!!

HE’S A PUMPKIN!! THAT… THAT RAPS!! FEEEEAARR HIMMMMMM!!! (Or you know, whatever.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)