1. I always forget about it and the post office is closed.
2. Genocide.

When can we stop commemorating this asshole?

Sarah Shay Mirk reported on transportation, sex and gender issues, and politics at the Mercury from 2008-2013. They have gone on to make many things, including countless comics and several books.

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