Dude… C’MON! I mean, I know last night’s Republican rout was a bloodbath… but that’s no reason to dress yourself in a snake-proof suit and volunteer to be eaten by a giant anaconda! (Oh, it has nothing to do with politics? And you’re doing this just because you think it’s fun, and will probably get good ratings for the Discovery Channel? Oh. Okay…. Carry on then!)

Eaten Alive premieres on Sunday, Dec 7 at 8 pm on the Discovery Channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=//www.youtube.com/embed/V9BFBpUaf9U

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)