Okay, actually this is a BRILLIANT piece of playground equipment, and the kids are “stupid, stupid” for coming within 300 yards of it. (Your ideas for the perfect name for this pre-pubescent death trap in the comments, please!)
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Okay, actually this is a BRILLIANT piece of playground equipment, and the kids are “stupid, stupid” for coming within 300 yards of it. (Your ideas for the perfect name for this pre-pubescent death trap in the comments, please!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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The “OH Fuuuck!!!!”.
The “Watch the children fly” machine.
The “Kid toss machine”. Kind of like midget throwing, sorta.
Kiddie Koncussion Kontraption
The: “Mamma take me back there” machine.
Centrifuge of Death.
The Death Cap Mushroom
Is t really mend for the kids..
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