In a perhaps futile attempt to promote a few of their shows, FOX has produced some downloadable, printable masks featuring stars from some of their shows… like the actually very funny New Girl. Cue Adorkable Mask!
They also have Cece, Nick, Winston, and Schmidt—but I don’t know why you’d ever want to choose those. Other Fox masks you may also not want to choose? American Dad, Bob’s Burgers, ugggh the absolutely TERRIBLE Family Guy , The (Yawn) Simpsons, and… WAITASECOND! I totally want to dress up in at least two of these The X Factor masks, particularly Kelly Rowland and Demi Lovato! OOH! AND MARIO LOPEZ!!! Halloween is saved!
I’m going to wear that Mario Lopez face mask every time I have sex for the rest of my life.
That should definitely put a crimp in your sex life, Joneser. Was that the intended objective?
I dunno man, I think you could fuck his dimples.