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Hey guys! The sun’s out! Let’s have a picnic. Wait… WAIT! I know… Let’s have an Albanian picnic! You bring the mandolins, I’ll bring the cold cuts, and as for the rest of you… oh, I don’t know. Brings your guns, I guess. Bring a shitload of guns.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Say what you will, but I don’t see Yogi slinking around in the background.
Now thats what I cal a picnic. Food, booze and guns. YAAAAAYYYY!!!!
Nice try, but this was filmed in Arizona, and you know it.
This just looks like a nice day in The COUV.
Surprisingly enough, this was Suri Cruise’s most recent birthday party.
Oh, and music. YAAAYYY