Presenting… tonight’s nightmare, today! Check out this “sea monster”—whose mouth looks a little too much like my former mother-in-law’s—that was found in New Jersey waters, but was luckily murdered by a jarhead’s bow and arrow (!).
As mentioned in this news report, this thing is possibly a “sea lamprey” which according to the following unintentionally funny PSA is dangerous enough to lead to the downfall of the Great Lakes. (Apparently lampreys are the modern day “red scare” Communists of the sea monster kingdom.)
“…the creature in the photos is either a very large specimen or something else altogether.”
Hard to argue with that. This story did have Blogtown written all over it, though… IN RICH, CRIMSON BLOOD.
WE’RE HAVING LAMPREY DOGS TONIGHT, KIDS!
I am sure to have one hell of a nightmare tonight after seeing that thing & Pat Robertson on the same page.
Lucky for us there’s a lamprey barrier on the Bull Run river to keep these things out of our water supply.
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Actually, it’s not really that big, it just looks big in that photo because of the camera angle….
Que incheeeeeeeeeeeee miedooooooooooooooooooo
I’m not the only one who thinks it looks like a carnivorous penis am I?
@Fruit Cut – Wow, I immediately saw a carnivorous vagina. I guess we see what we want to see?
It’s OBVIOUSLY the monsters from Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher.