Since it’s been 27 minutes since the Mercury‘s last on-the-job accident (Guys! Lube is for genitalia! Not the floor!), it’s probably time for another classic safety training video. You’ll like this one because of the Portishead-style droney soundtrack, and the absolutely hilarious/gorey workplace accidents. (Though I’m pretty sure at least two-thirds of these guys were planning on offing themselves anyway.) Jump to the :55 mark for the start of some real fun!
Hat tips to Eject.
Yes, but what if your genitalia are pressed against the floor?
That’s why they invented sweat socks!
This is a throwback. Denis posted it last week.
tofuttibreak.tumblr.com posted it a while ago too