Orally Fixated: One of the sexy films debuting at HUMP 2019!
Orally Fixated: One of the sexy films debuting at HUMP 2019!
Orally Fixated: One of the sexy films debuting at HUMP 2019!

America’s sweetest li’l hometown porn festival, HUMP!, kicks off in just over a week on Friday, November 8 and runs for three weekends through November 23. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR TICKETS ARE? If not, get them quick right here, and here’s why…

HUMP! invites folks from all over the Northwest and beyond to submit five-minute mini porn flicks written, directed, shot, and—in a lot of cases—performed by sex-positive amateur auteurs. The filmmakers are encouraged to express themselves sexually in whatever way they see fit—so instead of seeing the same, staid heteronormative clips you’ll find on the internet, HUMP! is a virtual rainbow of diverse (AND HOT) sexuality!

You’ll see straight sex, sure… but you’ll also see every possible combination of sexualities, body types, ages, colors, genders, kinks, fetishes, and even animation. Oh, and here’s something you won’t find very often on Pornhub: FUN. These films are often hilarious, hot, sincere, vulnerable, and heartfelt, made by people who actually know and, very often, love each other. And what’s sexier than that? THIS is what HUMP! is all about. Now… do you have any more questions?

YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO! HOW DO HUMP! FILMS GET CHOSEN?

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)