Damn. Your smart as shit! I’m in line at the grocery store and I have 2 fucking things to buy. 2! I have my cash out and everything and I get behind you, the shortest line with the meanest bitch with a whole bunch of shit. Mrs. Smart-as-shit , you just look at me, my 2 things and picked up a magazine to browse instead of letting me go in front of you. That’s some smart ass shit, because it allowed me to add a bunch of impulse items to the conveyer belt for you to buy.
Enjoy your chocolate chapsticks!
Smart as Shit
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You probably got the checker in trouble. Good job asshole.
If you’re going to be this put out over people using a line correctly, go somewhere that has express lanes. No adult should be this whiney.
such a glorious sense of entitlement! you must be very special.
Since when is it a requirement to let someone with just a few items go in front of you in line? Yes, this is a nice thing to do, but it’s definitely not required. Take a Xanax and chill out. Maybe even do some nice things for others to counteract the terrible karma you earned being so mean.
Nobody owes you shit.
obvious, Valtrex!