To the girls on Sauvies Island Monday. I'm the guy that perhaps set up my spot too close to you guys. I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable, but I'm pretty sure I did. I was trying to avoid looking at everyone, but I'll admit you two are attractive and I glanced a few times. My intention originally was to slowly drink my magical tea and walk down the nude beach past the regular beach to the lighthouse and back. When I stopped by your spot I was just gonna light a cigarette and keep moving. However I drank my tea too quickly, and before I knew it my legs didn't operate very efficiently, and had to stop about every 50 feet to ride the wave in my head. It was probably a little awkward, and I'm sorry for that, but as I was sitting down I swore I heard one of you say "he better at least get naked" and since I was on a nude beach I just went with it. My head was swirling, but it was freeing and the sun and wind felt good on my skin... so when I would stop for 5 minutes or an hour (I'm not sure) I would get naked to try to blend in and not be that weird guy wearing clothes on a nude beach. Unfortunately I ended up being that weird guy, tripping balls, who kept getting dressed and undressed as I slowly made my way not very far down the beach, I'm sorry.