Hey creepy parents!

Please stop "pimping" out your kids as "entertainers" to make a quick buck. There are sooo many things wrong with what you are doing. Just because you were abused, brainwashed, and exploited when you were a child, that doesn't make it right to do it to your own.

You shouldn't need reminding that child labor is regulated. In Oregon it is illegal to employ or contract someone younger than 14 for work. It's not that hard to research, google "child labor oregon" to find the boli website detailing the information.

For fuck sake, if you view your own children as exploitable commodities I can only imagine how you view the rest of us.