Why do I usually wear cruddy shoes to work? I pee on them. A lot. Not on purpose but when i turned about 45, my pee started coming out of me at a angle and inevitably drips onto my shoe. My (lmostly left) shoes are stained b/c they are usually damp and absorb dirt easily. Sitting and peeing isn’t really and option and I would rather keep my nicer shoes for when I can so in the meanwhile, I wear my pisstained kicks.