Why do I usually wear cruddy shoes to work? I pee on them. A lot. Not on purpose but when i turned about 45, my pee started coming out of me at a angle and inevitably drips onto my shoe. My (lmostly left) shoes are stained b/c they are usually damp and absorb dirt easily. Sitting and peeing isn’t really and option and I would rather keep my nicer shoes for when I can so in the meanwhile, I wear my pisstained kicks.
My stained shoes
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Sounds like you’re in need of
Dongsights® — self-correcting
so you need Never Miss again!
and rubber shoes
just in Case
you do
(they’re still working
out the kinks).
Sit down to pee. It’s not that hard. Damn dude making us look like troglodytes out here.
Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
@ 2
They said they can’t sit to pee in this predicament.
For the record, I stand when I poop.
Just buy a piss kick backup:
https://helpshoe.com/buying-split-sized-shoes/