Just Loud

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Sounds like you jelly. Or your asshole is.

Demondog on August 26, 2015 at 3:49 PM

Is it weird that I read this like it was a Wesley Willis song?

"Number 1. I'm gonna do this song again. Number 2. I'm gonna do this song again all the way up your ass. Number 3. I'm gonna fuck your ass up like in a car crash. Number 4. I'm gonna fuck you up like a goddamn accident. Number 5. Jesus is the answer!"

JRRTrollkien on August 26, 2015 at 11:33 PM

The road noise from your 1983 Volvo is quite loud as well.

WarWar on August 27, 2015 at 10:09 AM

It is illegal in the state of Oregon to have a working muffler.

That's the snarky comment. The real one is that this is a real problem that affects quality of life--one that no politician wants to own. The motorcycling crowd has perfected its LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES talking point, despite the fact that they all have horns just like any other vehicle. Here's a thought: If you can't operate your vehicle safely without being illegally loud, maybe you should get a different vehicle. And yes, this goes for being heard by other drivers, too.

Satorical on August 28, 2015 at 5:57 AM

Somehow I'm sure there is a middle ground between vibrating someone's cooch/asshole and breaking the eardrums and shattering the windows of everyone in a three block radius. Pretty sure this was written by a biker with an illegal muffler.

Aurelius141 on August 29, 2015 at 8:49 PM