whats the point of hump festival

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o wow lowercase truthsayer: thats interesting bunch of generalizations leading to weirder one about the city at large. no friends?

on November 16, 2015 at 10:11 AM

to make money

Todd Mecklem on November 16, 2015 at 10:37 AM

It's just another name for the festival celebrating the music of Digital Underground.

Prodigal Son on November 16, 2015 at 11:55 AM

*dodges thrown bible*

sssssssssssssssssss on November 16, 2015 at 11:56 AM

To gross people out and/or provide irrefutable evidence that ugly people have/enjoy sex too.

TylerDurden on November 16, 2015 at 12:03 PM

The "point"of the hump festival? To easy.

TylerDerden on November 16, 2015 at 12:35 PM

Congrats "Misspelled" Tyler!!! Creating that account is probably the single most creative thing you've ever accomplished in life.

Too bad you didn't videotape yourself jerking off while creating it. Maybe you could've submitted that for Hump's consideration.

Bring on the mom jokes loser.

TylerDurden on November 16, 2015 at 12:55 PM

Wild guess...... porn?

Demondog on November 16, 2015 at 1:47 PM

Fake Tyler,

U mad bro?

TylerDerden on November 16, 2015 at 2:01 PM

^ Absolutely seething with anger bro. I think I've already had an aneurysm or two bro.

TylerDurden on November 16, 2015 at 3:17 PM

^Bro,

Chillax. Maybe recycle another moniker from your secret stash.

TylerDerden on November 16, 2015 at 4:13 PM

^ Keep up the lame/unoriginal comments chief. I have to believe that every one you make results in the birth of the next Mozart, Van Gogh, etc.

How else could the universe allow the lack of creativity you're clearly cursed with?

TylerDurden on November 16, 2015 at 4:36 PM

^Whoa Craptain,

That ain't the Rickster we all know and hate. Here, let me help: blah blah you're not firing on all your pistons today blah blah unfunny and misspelled blah blah how unoriginal blah blah where's your mom jokes. There. You're welcome you boob.

TylerDerden on November 16, 2015 at 5:20 PM

^ Your gross oversimplification of my repertoire would still be something of an aspiration for you jerkoff.

It's great being your inspiration to wake up everyday and all, but it doesn't make me feel any better that "Craptain" is your crowning achievement for the day. Please believe me when I say I truly want better for you. Push yourself a little dude. I know you can do it!!!

TylerDurden on November 16, 2015 at 5:43 PM

^ Un Tyler,

There's that lil dicker! What with your blanket boring repetitive statements and the coming full circle with your commentary repertoire. Topped with oblivious anger! Yes! He's back! Anddddd still boring and drab as fuckkk!

TylerDerden on November 16, 2015 at 6:07 PM

dear tyler and tyler: my 13 year old would like his repartee back.

escapefrom chicago on November 16, 2015 at 6:20 PM

Yo DERDEN, not sure how, but somehow you managed to sniff out my "oblivious" anger. Nice work detective!!!

Sorry Chicago, you'll have to retrieve your 13 yr old's repartee from DERDEN.

TylerDurden on November 16, 2015 at 7:26 PM

And BTW DERDEN, I'm not really seeing any excitement that your commentary is adding the mix. Thought I told you to push yourself a little. Surely you have more faith in your abilities, right? C'mon, we're all pulling for you. You'll be out of that remedial commenting class in no time.

TylerDurden on November 16, 2015 at 7:32 PM

if the point was to get me to finally block all ads on the Merc's site, then message received loud and clear

Chunty McHutchence on November 16, 2015 at 8:33 PM

DURDEN,

Nice to see you going full circle all over again. Here's a suggestion: go back to another account. Re-invent yourself. Try and get a little more creative. Instead of picking some of your favorite movies, reach further out.

We know you can do it. You've used what little imagination thus so far so it might be a stretch. But we're pulling for you little buddy.

TylerDerden on November 16, 2015 at 8:51 PM

Fake Tyler,

Oh and I like that six minute thinking festival you put together for your second comment. Winner!

TylerDerden on November 16, 2015 at 9:00 PM

DURD, dont let this waste of life suck you into his misery. You're better than that. You say more in two sentences than he does in five paragraphs. Pay attention to the IAs (they obviously need it lol) and keep writing great comments.

Aurelius141 on November 16, 2015 at 9:47 PM

6 or 9, what's the diff?

TylerDurden on November 16, 2015 at 9:47 PM

Please ban both Tylers. Thanks.

Aestro on November 16, 2015 at 10:22 PM

Look who's making progress and creating friendships! Good boy! Oh wait, I think it could be another. One of your accounts... ):

TylerDerden on November 17, 2015 at 5:16 AM

Two Tylers rule! You guys are so fucking hilarious! I'm weeping with laughter!! Seriously, don't stop!! Keep it coming, Rick and Assisse!!!

Charles Horse on November 17, 2015 at 7:26 AM

Charles/Aurelius,

I'm glad you 2 know that I'm the Tyler without brain damage and neglectful parents.

Thanks guys!!!

TylerDurden on November 17, 2015 at 8:36 AM

^best way to tell is how many comments posted through the day...

TylerDerden on November 17, 2015 at 11:32 AM

^ The paper trail is now twice as long thanks to you moron. Since you can't resist responding to everyone of my comments, you're little theory is pretty much moot at this point.

I suggest people just look for the DERDEN "Seal of Stupidity." Usually, the inane drivel you post is the dead giveaway though.

TylerDurden on November 17, 2015 at 12:39 PM

Oh haha please hold on I'm laughing out loud so hard. And better to use inane drivel than insane drivel buddy boy.

TylerDerden on November 17, 2015 at 1:23 PM

^ Even weaker than usual, but it still gets the ol' DERDEN "Seal of Stupidity."

BTW, at least you're getting some laughs out of this. All I get are yawns and eye-rolls.

TylerDurden on November 17, 2015 at 1:39 PM

Geez, why don't you two get a room already...

Prodigal Son on November 17, 2015 at 2:21 PM

Brown eye rolls I bet.

TylerDerden on November 17, 2015 at 4:45 PM

^ Stellar retort retard.

TylerDurden on November 17, 2015 at 8:46 PM