Let it storm, let it storm, let it storm!

Yeah, because it doesn't rain anywhere else in the world, nor does anywhere else get colder winter weather.

Or, maybe we should be hoping for the incessant, tired, xenophobic bitch-fests by self proclaimed "oregon natives" to end soon. I am not holding my breath...it seems to be the "in" thing to do right now, and we all know how much Portlanders love following trends, especially those who fancy themselves to be in another stratosphere of "cool" based on the fact that they have lived here 5+ years and self-label as "creatives".

Portland is gonna get a new nickname after just a few more of these rants... "The Whine Country."

I much prefer 'transplants' to the writer.

As a native Portlander, I'm all for transplants coming here. You see I want the value of my properties to increase so I can make a "profit". Sue me, dickheads...

I moved here specifically for the rain. I hate hot, dry weather.

DID YOU HEAR TRANSPLANTS

What happened to "give me your tired, your poor,your huddled masses yearning to be free"?

Someday the center of Oregon will be the new Portland.

Come on.... You probably moved to Portland less than 10 years ago. Transplant!

Looks like the Donald Trump campaign has hit Oregon.

Her ty ty,

How 'bout them douches?

Get over yourself, you stupid blathering biotch. I'm a "transplant." I've been a "transplant" in, erm, 3 or 4 states over the course of my life. But, never, never ever, have I heard so many pussies whining at the same time about their precious city and how butt hurt they are about the fact that people are (OMG!) moving to it. Do you realize how utterly ridiculous you sound? Fuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuu, mmmmmmkay?