Anonymous Nov 19, 2015 at 3:40 pm

Cruising Along

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If the scooter didn't have "Tip Assist," Eric Cartman would not approve.

Also, when I moved here in 2007, I dubbed Portland the Mobility Scooter Capital of the World. Portland is also the Adult Skateboarder Capital of the World as well. Helluva resume you're building PDX.
TylerDurden on November 19, 2015 at 3:48 PM Report this
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Fucking Bitchy People: I know you drew a bad card (marked Asshole for Life). Why don't you buy a big ol tandem wheel four seater truck to cruise around in. Then you won't have to deal with these wheelchair people. You can just blast your horn at them watch them jump out of their chairs. You'll prove they can walk just as well as you and I. Oh by the way "Vern" don't forget they moved the Mike Huckabee rally to the VIP room at Casa Diablo. Bring lots of 1's Huckabee's wearing his Super Spando Boxers.
Medicated Marine on November 19, 2015 at 4:34 PM Report this
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Nice rant, IA. You could have thrown in some ethnicity or political affiliation for max effect. Next time.
on November 19, 2015 at 7:01 PM Report this
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Also, fucking Scooter Libby. Don't forget about him.
Todd Mecklem on November 19, 2015 at 8:35 PM Report this
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Vespas are cool. Look at what the British Mods used to do to them.
Beats the shit outta noisy ass harleys, style-wise, anyday.
frankieb on November 20, 2015 at 12:25 AM Report this
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S cooter envy.
Thosearepeoplewhodied on November 20, 2015 at 11:44 AM Report this

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