It's spring in the Columbia Gorge and the wildflowers are out. And so are you miserable, littering, drunk turds. By all means, come out to our HOME and park where you want. Jump out a trample someone's yard or an indigenous site to take your photos. Please, leave your clif bar garbage and wrappers and USED TOILET PAPER at trail heads. We love it. Please walk along muddy and distressed trails, making erosion and trail work much worse and harder. Come to Hood River and get absolutely trashed and enjoy the open container law. Please barf in the parks and parking lots, and definitely leave your Pfriem cans along the waterfront. Love to see it! Stop by Lyle and talk shit about the In Lieu site you know nothing about. Make sure you hit White Salmon and stop right in the middle of the main street to see where you are. Nobody who lives here is trying to get to work or school. We live to serve you, PDX. Nobody wants you here but your refugee friends who came out and overpayed for housing.