I appreciate you letting me stay at your place for the night, I would’ve thought that I could have had a pleasant, uninterrupted sleep… In this case it was more of a nap, but why? I’m a very light sleeper when I get a few drinks in me, so a lot of things can awaken me. A flush of a toilet, a closing door, but from you guys it was the moans and groans of boning. Come on! I haven’t slept in days! I understand that you just want to get your rocks off. Maybe if your room wasn’t so close to where I was sleeping it would have been fine. I wasn’t gonna stay for the grand finale, so I left as quickly and quietly as I could be. I hope you guys had a great, superb fuck.
A Boner to Pick With
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So you couch surf, and bitch at the actual occupants about pounding one out? Fucking ridiculous.
We were trying to get you to come in and join us — next time take the hint
Really, this just smacks of “I hate everyone because I’m not getting any.”
And I should know.
God, we thought you’d never leave. We’re sorry if you’re a little sore…so are we!
Sorry dude, you lose. If you’re staying on someone’s couch you can’t take issue with their boning.
Ill file this under my bookmarks about “am leaving/not coming back” rants, and actually reading a similar rant/confession/comment in the I,A column the next day.
If you’re sucking the style of the occupants of the house in general and their goods it will come back to make you pay back ten folds. Scratch it down with a fountain pen on leather.
FLOUNCE!
Suck it up princess. Or not. I don’t know.
Yep. No sympathy here. You’re couch surfing. Next time throw a pillow over your head, or rub one out and leave it on the couch if you’re really that discontent.
Have you thought about ear plugs and maybe not drinking soo much, snowflake?
Boycott couch surfing.
(kidding)