A splendid and weird New Year’s celebration is indeed due to the chosen few. I am, and forever will be, your friend.
Portland brings out the weird during New Years, we all know and embrace this. Let us not be alone in our ways, let us embrace, celebrate and cherish the child within.
Myself: I am Pansexual. (Not limited or inhibited in sexual choice with regard to gender or activity) and I’m also in a lovingly poly-family, raising our three tribal children and we all love lovers loving.
I am in an open relationship with my beautiful, sensitive and understanding man of mans; he weeps freely and openly. I enjoy all genders and I’m always on da hunt for new connections. I like to build my relationships with intention, propose and organically, though I’m not a swinger, polysexual nor want to sleep with everyone I meet. SORRY fellas!
Oh, I am indeed truly a free spirit, it’s true… as all you young, beautiful and weird Portlanders are on this night of nights, this eve of eves.
May you all bask in the glory of your nuditity and wonderful weirdness. May you make a blessed connection on this fair night, and may your bizarre and unfiltered selves shine through. Happy New Year to all you weirdos! xoxoxox!

XOXQQQWXO!
Oh please….
Wow I/anon. This is so cool. Happy New Years. The three great children will get old enough to tell you to Grow Up.
i hate you
Remember…… it’s never too late to abort.
Send us an update when you finally figure out who the fuck you are, ya fuckin weirdo!
So you dropped some molly on NYE and fucked a goat and/or a couple hipsters… BFD.
Reading between the lines here: I don’t think you’re a free spirit at all. Your “man of mans” “weeps freely and openly” because your labs and lips are on “da hunt” for any type of genital. Also I see bigotry and hypocrisy to the max in your rant. Bigotry: you wouldn’t touch an ‘unbeautiful’ or ‘unyoung’ person with a 10 foot pole. Hypocrisy: You enjoy all genders but don’t want to sleep with everyone you meet “SORRY ‘fellas’! How bout SORRY ‘gals’? Only fellas would give a shit? Do you bop all beautiful and weird women you meet? I suppose your man of mans wouldn’t mind you bringing one of those chicks home. That might stop his weeping. Unless you’re a guy too…..then……….I’m going back to bed right after I take away the dislike I gave Ears of Hell. Sorry EOH you’re right.
You are not welcome back to Portland in 2016, I’Anon.
Cool. Don’t forget to fuck a tree on Arbor Day.
Were you by any chance in a glory whole booth?
Your man’s been weeping freely and easily lately? Must be a Duck fan. Or tired of the penicillin.
Dammit–quit fucking pans!!