I am sorry for disturbing you. I am sorry for riding around with my bike stereo blasting Slayer with my own distorted, warped voice repeating my friend’s name. I am sorry I was dressed in all black like some sort of hipster-Nazgul. You see, a couple weeks ago I was on acid and my friend messaged me a picture of a penis covered in tiny worms. It was not fun to see. When I heard he and some friends were tripping at the park, I knew my chance for revenge was at hand. Imagine his confusion as death metal and his own name grew louder and louder through the trees, and his terror when he finally spotted a rider in black, staring at him from across the pond. It was possibly my greatest achievement, but still I’m sorry for ruining the mood for everyone else. Next time I’ll play Beach House.
Acid Flashback Payback
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I want to believe in this one, almost as much as I want to believe I’ll get a threesome for my birthday.
you will age, tyler. You will have to apologize more….you will have to stop doing drugs and you will also have to be more productive plus apologize more and more.
Are you available for parties?
@3: no, but it looks like Todd is.
You should have been wearing a creepy mask. Were you wearing a creepy mask?!
Best I,A, ever!
Full of win!
This is the I, Anon that the teacher reads in front of the class.
Oo==✊=D💦
Ohh, I’ll jack off to this one too….
Fucking poser, you DO know that SLAYER is not Death Metal, right?
DO SLAYER
And by “I’m sorry”, what you mean is “I want people to read about this thing I did.”
Slayer’s next album will be called “Penis Covered With Worms”.
(The cover art will feature Hello Kitty, however).