I stepped in yet another pile of dog shit this morning and I’m getting sick and tired of it. I hear all these anti-children people out there bitching about the random kid crying or whatever. Are you kidding me? I live in SE, off of Belmont and 28th and do you know how much fucking dog shit is in this neighborhood? I’ve never lived in an area with so much shit left out in the open. Every morning when I get into my car at 7:00am, 30 seconds into my drive, I’m smelling shit! I’m understandably too groggy to grab my FLASHLIGHT every fucking morning to inspect the path to my car. For fuck’s sake, why should I have to? I am sick and tired of people letting their dog’s shit out in the open. I hate you people… with an ever increasing intense passion. Give me a crying baby any day of the week, I’ll take it over piles and piles of dog shit. FUCK YOU.

11 replies on “And in this Corner: Dog Shit”

  1. I agree. I’m close to your hood and (as a dog owner), it grosses me out when I see piles of dog shit (especially since I always have at least two doggy poop bags on me and would HAPPILY give one to another dog owner it their mutt does the deed but are left without a way to clean up). It’s gross. It’s rude. It’s irresponsible. I’m sorry, dude. People suck.

  2. Just get rid of all the stupid, useless dogs and this problem disappears. Seriously, dogs are just eating, shitting, and barking machines. I don’t honestly understand why anyone would want one for a pet, although it’s pretty clear to me that there’s more than a few Portlanders that consciously or unconsciously, view their dogs as some kind of fashion or lifestyle accessory, as they drag them to every bar, restaurant, and social event they attend.

    Whereupon their dogs shit or piss on something, of course.

  4. Inner SE is a shithole filled with young, irresponsible, transitory, renters who treat it like a flop pad. And also literally a shithole, I guess.

  5. Agreed. Inner SE is basically a dorm. Nothing but dreadlocks, women with hairy legs and armpits, and bedbugs — or as the neighborhood locals refer to it: keeping it real. Do not want.

  7. Are you sure it was dog shit? I saw some scraggly–ass dude taking a dump between two cars, right off of Belmont up by Zupan’s. Hardly fazed me.

  8. Things will only get worse as Hales and Co. continue to
    rape SE PDX with ugly buildings built right up to the sidewalk. Yes, pls. bring renters and dogs, but make sure you provide no green space or parking. You just stepped in a big steaming pile of Portland planning!
    Sorry you have to scrape the Mehyre Group off your shoes.

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