These assdicks with their BVDs scrunching their balls so tight about opening a door early, so I can get my wrench in our dumpster area, that I was trying to fix the gate, in which your restaurant owns, in which assdick would have no clue what a wrench does, are tools themselves. Fuck the theory, there’s alot to do in the morning. Wah wah wah. It takes a minute to answer the door mr. effiency. Open means open, closed means closed, how about nice and helpful means nice and helpful? You people are the same people that scoff other people for asking a simple question on the street. The same assdick that shushes people in the theater for breathing. The same assdick driving a car and turning without the right of way, yet can’t wait for a pedestrian to cross. This isn’t a comparison of irony on how I should be patient to wait for a place to open just the same as a car turning should be patient. BTW, the place wouldn’t open for 2 hours. But explaining a joke to someone who doesn’t get it, isn’t funny. Also I’m not trying to get in early to eat overpriced food where my sandwich is much tastier. THIS IS ABOUT COOL PEOPLE BEING COOL. Maybe we should get you crotchless BVDs so your nuts can breath, and you can ease up on your mr. primp and proper fakeness. Well, if you’re in the theater, you might be shushing your balls for breathing. Does no means no, too, assdick? Up until the point where it wasn’t yes anymore. Being nice is contagious, but if you want to be a big nut dick…..
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I GET IT! Their BVDs are so tight, their dicks go right up their asses! Right? Now help me with these phrases:
“…you might be shushing your balls for breathing.”
“…but if you want to be a big nut dick…..”
“THIS IS ABOUT COOL PEOPLE BEING COOL.”
Assdicks = Stupidest/Least Creative Insult EVER!!!!
You + Service Animal DOESN’T = More Important
IA, if you keep taking those pills you’re going to end up homeless looking for a place to slam(the Keller fountain is really nice) and we’re going to end up writing comments at the Merc about your sorry ass.
I have no idea what this IA is about. A bunch of words, I assume a few insults, non sequiturs, stream of consciousness … I’m lost.
To catch you up Lucy dog this fart nugget forgot his wrench in the alley and then got pissed off when he couldn’t get in. He blamed the morning employee for doing his job and not unlocking the door for every bastard that knocks before opening time. He then went on a drug addled tyrade against the many commenters here that told him to get a life. Okay we’re all caught up!
It’s obvious IA is skilled in releasing the pressure from big nut dicks, so the balls can breathe again. If he gives you crotchless BVDs, be ready!