Is it just me or are Audi drivers the worst of all? It seems that if someone is going to cut me off without a turn signal or pass on the right on the highway or drive like they are playing a game of Grand Tourismo, it’s usually a guy in an Audi. Please if you must drive an Audi consider just staying in Lake Oswigo or Beaverton or the state of California. Thank you.

9 replies on “Audi Drivers Go Away”

  1. You know how import car owners like to tuck a big Euro-style license plate under the pokey USAian one just to remind us all that their car came from (and by that I mean designed and partially assembled in) Germany (for the North American market)? Well, yesterday I saw one of those on a Chevy Cavalier. I chuckled.

    Audi owners are the same breed as BMW owners, but with an even deeper streak of insecurity about status and image. They’ve got something to prove to the beemer guys, and don’t you forget it! Look how good they are at tailgating and insisting that the left lane is for going 20+ over. Basic people shit, really. See y’all at Dave n’ Busters this weekend.

  2. PIOUS drivers, I mean Prius drivers are the worst.
    And any bicyclists too, especially dumbass Dixie riders are the worst too.
    “Smart” car drivers too, for picking a vehicle to drive that is only good for driving just down the street, while arrogantly claiming their drivers are smart….
    Etc etc

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