Just because you work at the hippest grocery store in town does not entitle you to be a self-righteous ass. I know your company’s mission statement and it doesn’t say anything about making your customers feel like punching you. I came in with a flu, a fever, and a grocery bag made of crocheted plastic grocery bags. All I needed was soup and yogurt. What I did not need was to be scowled at and told at the checkout that my bag is going to remain on this earth for 5,000 years. Thank you, Professor Bag Boy. My bag is made of reused old bags, you twat. Has the paper vs. plastic vs. cotton war in Portland gotten so bad that this means nothing? I felt too ill and dizzy to respond, and I almost cried when I left out of sick-person frustration. Shame on you. — Anonymous
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Must be New Seasons…
I can’t stand their cashiers. SHAME ON YOU if you go having forgotten your shopping bag…you’ll get a lecture or at the very least a passive-aggressive scoff if you ask for a small paper bag.
Try saying this:
No this bag will not last 5000 years I plan on burning it in your back yard tonight when you get home.
That sounds like a really cool use of old plastic bags that would otherwise end up in a landfill! Bravo!
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Tell them their stench will also linger on this earth for as long. ZING.
This sounds more like a food co-op than New Seasons. Want cheering up? Read a food co-op’s comment board–not only a source of humor, but comfort knowing you don’t have to handle such self-righteous complaints at your job.