Dear Burnside Bridge Beard-iots. Yeah you guys. The douchetards with the beards and the requisite Portland hipster accoutrements which are so ubiquitous that they don’t bear describing yet again. You’re famous now…for being idiots. You haven’t trimmed your facial hair in years and now you and your gaggle of ZZ Top wannabes want to dress up like a militia or a child molester and go hang out on the Burnside Bridge with a fucking assault rifle? You’d think that in your middle age (and yeah…most of you pathetic fucktards are middle-aged) you would have enough sense to realize that the rules of the real world are quite different from the rules at whatever dead-end job you have that enables you to work 10 hours a week, thereby devoting the other 30 to drinking and circle-jerking each other in the “cultural” Ouroboros of Portland.
Like a lot of “art” in Portland, your little stunt was quickly exposed for the the stupid and self-serving publicity stunt it actually was. Did you raise ANY money for what your dickbag spokesman so eloquently described as “just trying to save some boobs” or did you blow it all on another feckless night of drinking and reminiscing about this newest notch on your retard-belt?
I’m sure the Susan Komen Foundation can survive just fine without your efforts, but in the mean time congratulations on your 15 minutes. Now…scurry back to the corner there and make way for the next group of fuckstick samaritans.
Bearded Burnside Bridge Beard-iots
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Fuck off!
He’s not going to say fuckstick in front of the children is he?
IA, you’re too fucking lame. Typical Portland whinny bitch. Find some REAL problems!
I wonder how the police would have reacted to the same guns-n-charity scenario if it had been black dudes instead of bearded dudes.
“Typical Portland whinny bitch.”
What do you have against horses? Or did you mean “whiney” instead?
i just found this nice blog. here in brazil i had an idea to do that… google’s search!!!… god bless “america”. here in brazil (i know nobody knows about nothing from thworld…no, american dreamer…
but, here is poor
here our world soccer cup will be very nice, but it will be a tottaly messy, our chics would love yours doletas… and our olimpic games? palhaçada!
This is easily the gold medal Crybaby Of The Year post. Honestly, who cares? You act like they stomped on kittens. Also, C- on the use of your thesaurus, but B+ for the effort.
I’ve never looked up the etymology of “feckless” because I prefer to believe that it’s a combination of “fuckless” and “reckless.”
Oh Vincius: palhacada indeed!
Ha. Whinny.
Yes, you make a GREAT point there Iceprez.
Now i’m in complete defense of this bearded trope. But that said, really does have to be pointed out that – there was a WHITE dude out in public brandishing an assault rifle, however harmless the situation was (photo shoot/fund raiser). But it has to be said, that WHITE guy w/ assault rifle out in public usually means bad fucking news (and we’ve had several very high-profile examples of this just in recent history). Cops/SWAT/JTTF/ATF/DHS etc. show up, yet, noone is arrested and EVERYONE goes home safe and not dead.
BLACK guy, unarmed, not at all a threat, puts his hands up, TRIES to surrender, attempts to pull identification out of pocket=shot 50 times. Or shot in the back, and left to bleed to death while medical help is kept at bay (an egregious human rights violation, btw).
I’m surprised more folks have not noticed this… then again, it IS Portland.