My mom got cancer, and I got you. You fucked around with me like a cat with a beat bird for a year before we started a grown-up relationship. The day it seemed like you were for real was the day she found out she was sick. I left to be with her for surgery/chemo, and when I got back you had me move in. You were so on. Things were good for a while with us and the treatment seemed to be working for her. But that winter she got sicker. I was working too much and you were getting re-selfabsorbed and shitty and letting the fat girl who lost a little weight on your futsol team get a little too cozy (she’s fat again, huh?). I got pregnant and tried to get an abortion without you knowing, but it was ectopic and I wound up in the ER. You didn’t come with me once for any of the treatments. Mom was getting sicker. Went to SF with our “friends” for your birthday and I pretended like I had “cramps” while I passed fetal tissue in the bathroom at our Air BnB because I wanted to spare you and those “friends” the drama. Mom died, you didn’t come to the funeral because you “couldn’t deal”. We separated. I finally started to recover and see someone new and then you were gangbusting for me again. I was still in love with you and I’m a sucker but not stupid and you fucked up again, this time real bad. Now you’re getting doted on by dumb bitches you’re fucking and “friends” who find you so darling and faultless. Cancer doesn’t know what it’s doing or done. What’s your excuse?
Cancer Boy4Eva
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What a piece of work you are.
She’s fat though right? Aside from your mom dying and this person being awful it’s important for us to know that the new girl is FATTY FAT FAT? You’re the worst kind of person.
Jesus guys this guy didn’t even go to her mom’s funeral and you attack her with “piece of work”, “stupid”, & “worst kind of person”??? Sure she should have DTMF long ago but damn y’all be cold! What about him? Doesn’t he deserve face cancer or something? And THATONEBITCH, going after the one mean thing she said about the new girl pretty much outs you as having a weight problem and a major chip on your shoulder. Sorry but that comment makes your butt look big.
Hey, I have a little extra junk in my trunk but I’m quite happy with it, but this is the internet so I’ll give you what you want. Owie, don’t hurt my big fat feelings ok!!??? *sobs* I was mostly taking issue with the spiteful girl hate, I had to just pick one thing and focus on it because this anon is like whoa bro. Now excuse me I have to go eat 15 double decker tacos.
^ that’s 30 regular tacos. Congrats!
T.O.B. your respsonse to me was right on and gave me a chuckle. You go girl! I wasn’t trying to hurt your feelings and I’m glad I didn’t. I’m just picturing this poor girl after she enters the lion’s den that is IA looking for a little sympathy/closure and then gets her broken heart neatly shredded down to a nub. Her mom is gone, the ass neck she fell in love with doesn’t give a shit and she probably doesn’t have the confidence to share this with her new guy. Oh well, here’s hoping what doesn’t kill her makes her stronger.
I like how you guys are pretending this shit actually happened
CHUNTY, what makes you think this is fake?
Okay, I’m confused. Is Eva the mom or the fat girl?
“Passing fetal tissue at the Airbnb” should really be the title of something.
This whole rant is making me nervous. This man boy sounds like a real dick. Sorry your mom died of cancer, and you dealt with this man boy for what ever stupid reason. For the love of God That One Bitch, don’t make this about you.
I’d wager that most I,A posts are fabricated or at least heavily embellished
Being a self-centered dick means he’s a really good catch –especially if he trivializes her feelings and demands she cater to him. That’s how you know he’s a real keeper!
After all that fuckin up, he fucks up real bad and ends up getting fucked by bitches. Futsol players have all the luck.
I read to ectopic and got sad realizing Harold Ramis passed away. Thanks for bumming me out, IAnon.
I’m not claiming to be psychic or anything but I had a really strong vision of “Cancer Boy4Eva” tattooed on your left breast. Please contact me clairvoyantly if I’m right. And sorry bout your mum.