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I’ve had my share of crappy bosses in the past, but holy shit, you really take the cake. 
You make no attempt to hide your contempt for us, your employees. 
You are selfish. You are totally useless. You contribute nothing but lies. You lie through your teeth, and give vague answers when asked basic questions. 
Your fake smile disgusts me. You are a corporate shill, a sycophant, a suck-up. I hate you, and your idiot pals.—Anonymous