Don’t leave a cute flirty pic of you and your last gf on the fridge for the first four months of your new relationship. When your new girlfriend moves in, maybe clean your ex’s pile of dirty lacy undies from under the bed. Check to see if your sex toys smell like her. Have fun calling her up when you’re single again.

3 replies on “Commitment Pro Tips”

  1. If you didn’t bring it up with the picture, why the fuck did you expect it to get better? If you did and he still pulled this shit, why did you stay with him and expect it to get better?

    Show people you’ll put up with being treated poorly, get treated poorly.

  2. Relationship counter hack…when you realize your someone’s rebound, hit the bricks asap and don’t take it too personally.

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